Naming this post 'My left foot' has nothing to do with the much awarded movie starring Daniel Day Lewis who learnt to paint and write with that one controllable limb. Instead I am talking about the injuries to my left foot during my South African holiday. Here in chronological order are the injuries:
1. While walking on the pier at Davids fishing club I kicked the ball of my left foot into some cement causing my skin to flap back.
2. later the same day I was helping David hoist the boat onto the trailer and stood on some submerged glass cutting my big toe open on my left foot.
3. While away in the Drakensburg with dad and family I challenged him to a game of Tennis, this resulted in me hurting a bone inside my foot.
4. I went out one night and got realllly drunk, and woke up with a large cut and graze down my left ankle (cause unknown)+ no sympathy from Hannah was awarded.
5. One day while walking through the shorebreak to go surf I managed to stand on a sharp mussel and sliced the arch of my left foot.
6. On my last day in South Africa I went for a surf, while walking out on the rocks I slipped and my heal got punctured on a spike like shell.
7. On the walk back to the house I managed to stand on a broken bottle with my left foot.
8. Lastly on the flight back to the U.K my left foot blew up like a balloon causing the bone I hurt during tennis to ache and my foot wobble with all the fluid.
9. Lastly today I dropped a chair on my left foot.
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